Cat talk
Cat: Have, have you drawn up a will yet?
Me: No, why?
Cat: Because you’re out of cat food.
Me: I don't underst--... Oh wait, now I get it.
Cat: Yeah, see what I did there? A little threat wrapped in some cuteness.
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