Finally getting a raise

So I've been begging for a raise for several weeks now. Orson and Cecil (see pictures below) want the expensive pet food now.

Finally the boss caved. He called me into his office and shut the door. "Archer," he says, with his immaculate hair, "I've decided to give you that raise you wanted. I've worked with bookkeeping and I think you'll be happy. I've b…