I thought cats were smart
And I thought cats were smart.
I taught Cecil how to use the microwave. But he keeps putting CANS of cat food in there. I don't how many times I have to tell him -- NO METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!
Dummy.
Actually, it's come to my attention that if cats had opposable thumbs, they'd be running this planet. Or maybe they already are.

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