It's 2016 and we're arguing whether the earth is flat

Not only is the earth flat, it's also tilted at a steep angle, and the only thing that keeps us from sliding off is constant sacrifices of virgins to the volcano gods. Also, the volcano gods want us to make fun of smart people, and to fear learning stuff.

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