"Mort(e)" is a novel you should read before Hollywood screws it up.

Kurt Vonnegut said, "Love whoever's around to be loved." And to that I've added, "and be good to dogs and cats, because they're pure."

Well, there might be another reason to be good to dogs and cats, because maybe, just maybe, one day they might suddenly stand on their hind legs, grow hands with opposable thumbs, learn how to talk... and how to take reve…