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Obama teleported to Mars

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Rob Archer
Jan 03, 2012
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Apparently, this is a real thing. A couple of guys are claiming that a young Barack Obama teleported to Mars as part of a super secret CIA program.

Gods, I love conspiracy theories!

Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early …

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