Star Wars 7? I’ve got an idea…
J.J. Abrams is directing Star Wars 7? Here's a thought, a crazy, crazy thought... Have him "reboot" the prequels, but do it in one film. Do it right. Write a better, tighter story. Write dialog that doesn't make the audience puke. Make Jar Jar an unperson and drop all records and photos of him into a memory hole. Please dear god find an actual actor to …
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