Thanks, Brain.
Brain: Watcha doin? Me: Trying to sleep. Leave me alone. Brain: You know the door's unlocked, right? Me: (Goes to check, door is already locked, gets back in bed.) Brain: Is your alarm set?... Me: No, I don't work tomorrow. Don't need alarm. Brain: Yeah, but maybe it's going to go off and wake you up. Me: I don't care! I'm going to sleep! Brain: Are you…
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