The Britney Spears shear-tastic pantieless soap opera

Feb 20, 2007

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The top three possible ways the Britney Spears saga will end are:

#3 -- Drunken car crash

#2 -- Taking Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan hostage

and the #1 possible way the Britney saga will end is...

Meth lab explosion.

Feel free to add your own.

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