The Cookie Jar

"I've caught you with your hand in the cookie jar!"

"No, you haven't!"

"Dude, yes I have! I'm looking at you right now! You literally have your hand in the cookie jar!"

"I don't! This is not even a cookie jar!"

"Dude, it says 'cookie jar' right on it!"

"Fake labels! Besides, just because I have my hand in it doesn't mean I've got a cookie."

"But you've got co…