The Cookie Jar
"I've caught you with your hand in the cookie jar!"
"No, you haven't!"
"Dude, yes I have! I'm looking at you right now! You literally have your hand in the cookie jar!"
"I don't! This is not even a cookie jar!"
"Dude, it says 'cookie jar' right on it!"
"Fake labels! Besides, just because I have my hand in it doesn't mean I've got a cookie."
"But you've got co…
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