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The Earth Dies Squealing

I've suffered from tinnitus since 2003. I wrote a short story about it.

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Rob Archer
Apr 27, 2025
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Harvey Broomslug sank into his couch, armed with three different remotes, determined to catch a rerun of Real Housewives of Dublin, Georgia. He wasn’t there for the drama. He was there for Betty Billie Bob’s bouncing boobs, preferably in surround sound.

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