The Tender Bar

I just watched The Tender Bar with Ben Affleck. And if you ask how in the world I was hanging out with Ben Affleck, I'll remind you that I aced all my English classes in school, okay, smart guy? I wrote "with" so you'd have to wonder if I'm cool enough to know Ben Affleck, but be jerk enough to say, "No, Ben Affleck was IN the movie, doofus." Then you h…