Under the knife

I'm having surgery early Thursday morning at Cedars Sinai. An ENT surgeon is going up my nose to remove a nasal polyp. He's also straightening out my deviated septum to get to the polyp, so I'm getting two surgeries for the price of one.

I'm told it's pretty routine.

May the gods bless Bill Carroll for saying, "It's an ENT procedure! What could possibly g…