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We're all out of sorts. But there's an explanation.

We're all out of sorts. But there's an explanation.

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Rob Archer
Nov 26, 2020
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We're all out of sorts. There's a reason for it. And it is the fault of the Caretakers of the Universe.

After achieving sentience, they realized they had the power to destroy and create the universe at will. Seeing that the universe would fly apart and die an entropic heat death in a few thousand years, they destroyed it and created one that wouldn't die…

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